Knowledge. Power. Freedom. (and other self indulgent fictions)

The Declaration of Internet Freedom

Is it a feckless display of entitlement from the privileged class that inhabit a realm of ideals beyond those to whom they grant no regard? Of course it is.

Will it achieve anything useful? Who knows.

Is it worth signing? Damn straight.

Knowledge was never power.

The freedom to seek, obtain, and to share [...]

Reflections On An Unpleasant Mind

Beauty was never in the eye, but the MIND of the beholder. If you can’t see the majesty in a single act of courage, a quiet word of pained reflection or the fearsome rage of an unbridled heart then I put it to you that your very mind is poisoned, your soul but a pitiful shadow [...]

It rhymes awfully better than #ozlog

1981, 81, 81 We’ll have an awful lot of fun with HR1981

Taken to it’s dark conclusion it’s a permanent intrusion (no of COURSE we won’t misuse it) but it’s not like we’re imposing on your right to own a gun

We’re protecting all the children by assuming you’re a crook (in another year or two we’ll catalogue [...]

I am (Part 1)

I know, right?

I am the wind that whispers
Carrying voices long dead upon my wings
I am the silence of the moon reflected
From the surface of countless pools
My gentle touch pierces their their depths without trace
Without disturbance
I am the shelter and the storm
The rain, the shine
The seeing and the seen
I am the eagle soaring
And the prey on which [...]

Madness Descends

Said the cat to little Alice
“We’re all mad here!” 
Said Alice to that grinning beast
“Madness I don’t fear.”
Said I to the madness
“Just leave me alone!”
The Madness spake so: 
“Never while you’re flesh and bone“
“There’s a method to the mayhem?” 
Says the puppet to the string
The string says naught, 
Not a word, not a thing
“The end is nigh!” 
Says the prophet [...]

I AM – Part Two

I am elation
I am sorrow
I am yesterdays tomorrow
I am the golden sunshine
And the driving rain
I am the balm for your wounds
And the cause of your pain

I am the storm
I am the calm before
I am the tempest and the wreck ashore
Like a force of nature I’m the rising din
The very breath of Hades hot against your skin

I’m [...]

Dots and Lines ptII

THIS POST DOES NOT EXIST YET IT’S JUST STUFF. WHY ARE YOU EVEN READING IT, GO READ SOMETHING SANE.

A web of a kind, but it’s weaved of goop. And some of that goop is INVISIBLE.

I get all bemusedly sucked in is the way people connect.

In order to explain how we connect, we seem to consistently [...]

WYRD

It’s been a while since this was posted to it’s original location, which I’ve essentially abandoned, so putting it up here for posterity..

A story, I would tell you
If I may be so bold
Forgive the teller would you
It’s rather long – and old

A tale it is, of Kings and Queens
Of thieves and beggars too
Knights and [...]

Starlight, Starbright

The night is thick, that darkness not banished by streaks of fluorescence from scattered streetlights whole.

The light brings no comfort, serving only to strengthen that already claimed by shadow.

The night is heavy, pregnant with the fears of those that dare traverse her, a fecundity that beckons to those who would inhabit her.

The dark breathes, promising [...]

A Waltz of Words

Said the parrot to the king
All the Highness quoth before
Pleaded the parrots keeper
“Tell me more, tell me more”

So told the father to the son
“Boy, you’ll make me proud”
Asked the child of his mother dear
“Why does daddy talk so loud?”

“Well I never saw this coming”
Cried the martyr to the flame
“Never thought I’d be the one
To suffer for [...]

Etymological Rabbit Holes FTW

There’s a slight “not safe for work” warning attached to this. Unless you’re a gyneacologist I suppose.

Ten points if you can figure out how this is related to the concept of Liminality, and (believe it or not) [...]

Of The Dark

Do you know why it is humans fear the dark youngling? Not the night – night is merely a cycle amongst cycles, just a part of the kaleidoscopic tumult of existence of which we are all of us a microscopically small portion. No, night is merely want of the sun.

Darkness, true darkness, is born of the [...]

Mother knows best

Characteristically, when presented with the idea of being OBLIGED to write something, (even if the obligation is to myself only) I struggled to get so much as a word on paper, even doing the “write down random words and see what comes out” thing. Most often when I write, it’s a ranty response to something I’ve [...]

Hello again, world.

If you’ve checked out my blog recently, you might think I’ve completely abandoned the idea of writing nonsense on the internet.

I haven’t, and there’s dozens of drafts, a few tattered “dead tree” notebooks and even some recordings on my phone as evidence to that fact, but that’s entirely beyond the point. Because what I have done, [...]

Bullies, Bollocks and Divine Infanticide

This post was actually a response to a discussion raised on the IF Project Facebook page. The IF Project is an endeavour by journalist Jane Lee to,  in a 100 day timeframe, “launch a new magazine to shed light on the SOCIAL, ENVIRONMENTAL and HUMANITARIAN challenges of the world.”

I suggest you check out and contribute to the [...]

A Red Raw ethical dillema

We take red for granted. So how do you explain red to those who can’t see it? The answer could have more importance than you first thought. [...]

Me vs Atheism

Before I jump into this, a few quick points, and a disclaimer or two.

(Edit) 0: The title of this post is (deliberately, I’ll admit) misleading. I do not, by any stretch of the imagination ‘oppose’ atheism – but rather the attitude that (in my experience) is held by many who claim that (or any other) view, which I see as disruptive to inclusive, unbiased and reasonable debate.

1: My original point (which got a little lost in the ruckus this post is actually about) was  very simple. Following an interesting episode of the SBS program Insight addressing religious education – scrap that – theological indoctrination in the public school system, and a number of trialled, suggested and in one case rejected alternatives, I concluded the following.

If we are going to include Religious Education in the public school system, for God’s sake (pun fully intended – and it is a pun, just so you’re clear on that) can we actually educate our kids about, you know – religion? Not the Christian or Catholic or Hindu or Islamic faith, but RELIGION. After all -

..The history of religion is the history of human endeavour to understand a universe greater than ourselves. Regardless of your personal beliefs, religion has been pivotal in global politics, law, science and cultural change (or lack of) so why wouldn’t we want our kids to learn about the significance and impact of (all) religion on our societies?

Yeah, quoted myself. So ner.

2: If I’m wrong here, let me know. Not in the “No, you infidel – God is real!” or “There is no god you ignorant twit” sense, but if I am at all mistaken in my observations – I’m more than happy to stand corrected.

3: This is one of those really fun topics that you either don’t give a crap about (in which case I suggest you leave now – this get’s a little long and ranty) or if you do, you feel quite strongly about (usually in one particular direction). I encourage and welcome comments – you may have noticed there aren’t many on the site, so it’d be a novelty, if nothing else – but typically these kinds of discussions degenerate into a perfect example of one of the bigger issues I see with this kind of thing (there’s a post in that I’m sure) and I’d much prefer a reasoned debate than an outright flame war. (Most of the time)

Bottom line though, is that (frustrating as it may sometimes be) ignorance can stand corrected – intolerance, more rarely so. Needless to say, intolerance trumps ignorance on Collin’s ‘wanker-meter’, so if you really feel the need to be an arse – do it elswhere.

Cool, now I’ve quoted myself and referred to myself in the third person. How conceited is that!

4: I’m not an expert on anything that I’ll (eventually, I swear) be looking at in this post. My opinions on these topics are essentially just that – opinion, based on casual observation for the most part, and backed by a preoccupation with finding out the ‘why’ of things.

5: Despite the apparent assumptions of some commentors on the ramblings that kicked this off, I’m not a ‘believer’ when it comes to the ‘One God’.. thing. If you were reading around April Fools day it should be pretty clear I’m an equal opportunity fun pokerer. But then, I’m not a believer in the ‘No god’ thing either.

What? Huh? What on earth can this mean?!

It’s pretty simple. Three words, in fact. If you think you can manage, you can say them with me. Ready?

I don’t know.

And I’m OK with that. Because when it comes to contending views on the ‘truthiness’ of a given thing, to ’round out’ to the most likely, or most evidenced version is essentially a cop out. A by product of our biological compulsion to rationalize perhaps. Or maybe just a big flip of the bird to the party unable to prove their claim. (Either way, ‘liklihoodiness’ sounds nowhere near as good as ‘truthiness’)

And while most of the ‘scientifically minded’ folk are happy with the way the ‘burden of proof‘ works, I am not – it’s never really made sense to me. Lack of proof of the existence of a thing (in this case, a deity) does not, in any way, validate the counter-argument attesting to that thing’s non-existence. Something either exists, or it does not. It is either true, or it is not. The burden of proof shouldn’t fall on either party – determining the actual truth should be the goal of both. And if that truth cannot be determined, the only remaining option to to admit ignorance.

In the simplest possible way I can think to put it:

x = their view
y = your view
n = the ‘truth’ of the matter

n will never be either x or y – it will always be n.

x or y might accurately describe n, however if x or y cannot be infallibly found to do so there is no basis on which to claim that either x or y has anything to do with n at all. For all you know, a better description would be q. Or 784. Or Batman.

After you die-hard philosophers out there get over your apoplexy, I’ll ask you to consider this:

Should the answer to any question posed regarding the nature of a thing be biased toward the conventionalism, and the likeliness of one presented answer according to common opinion and the ideology of the time?

Once you’ve answered that (I’m sure it won’t take long) perhaps reflect on what Socrates might have thought.

I can’t tell you if god exists, but I can tell you something of what I do believe – that throughout our history, human beings seem compelled to envision an entity or power greater than themselves to whom (when anthropomorphized) they will submit their will, and while our nature leans toward an abuse of the power such compelling beliefs hold over our fellow mortals, these same beliefs have spawned such institutionalised concepts as law, morality, consequence and in a (granted, very) broad sense, are in fact a form of scientific endeavour.

While such beliefs may be inconsequential in the view of some, I myself cannot dismiss them as easily, given the impact they’ve had (and still have) on our culture, and by virtue of my own (irritating, I’m sure) tendency to leave every matter ‘open to discussion’ unless completely, unequivocally resolved.

OK, enough of the preamble. On with the show.

Continue reading Me vs Atheism

stuffIponder

How do I get Twitter/Foursquare/Gowalla feeds onto a Google Map?

Can I get Windows folder/file changes converted to RSS?

How can I update Twitter & Yammer via Msoft Office Communicator?

Ponderings of Collin Van Uden – Answers (with praise) will be published [...]

MadMonkey - Be the Monkey you wish to see

It’s awesome. Seriously, the coolest thing I have ever designed (except the doomsday device, but that’s a secret)

Check it out, buy it – share the link around or criticize the bejesus out of it if you must. But you gotta admit – it’s pretty [...]

Museum of Modern @rt

The New York Museum of Modern Art (Dept of Architecture and Design) has announced it’s acquisition of the @ symbol, stating on their blog that

‘physical possession of an object as a requirement for an acquisition is no longer necessary’

and that curators have been set free

‘..to tag the world and acknowledge things that “cannot be had”’

Although here are several [...]