It rhymes awfully better than #ozlog

1981, 81, 81 We’ll have an awful lot of fun with HR1981

Taken to it’s dark conclusion it’s a permanent intrusion (no of COURSE we won’t misuse it) but it’s not like we’re imposing on your right to own a gun

We’re protecting all the children by assuming you’re a crook (in another year or two we’ll catalogue your each and every look)

In the age of information you ARE the threat to all our stations so do right by your great nation and ignore that shadow son

It’s just the friendly and benign approach of 1981.